February 2013
1 post
December 2012
1 post
November 2012
1 post
October 2012
2 posts
September 2012
1 post
When I get a notification email telling me I’ve got a new follower, it makes me wish that I had something to blog about.
August 2012
2 posts
To all those 12.9 year-olds on Tumblr,
I think we all know where you really belong:
July 2012
15 posts
Me when I read something funny on tumblr:
procrastinatingftw:
Me when I read that same thing later on facebook:
Watchstandoutfromthecr0wd:
before-time:
I. AM. SCREAMING.
I HAVE FINALLY SEEN IT
OH SWEET JESUS
I HAVE NO REGRETS ABOUT HAVING THIS ON MY BLOG
why aren’t these kids my bestfriends. why.
I FOUND IT. I FINALLY FOUND IT. MY LIFE IS FUCKING COMPLETE OMFG
OMG wtf was that? :L
Dear future kids, You better be as awesome as these two.
I just love it so much
YESSSSSSS.
I FINALLY FOUND THIS...
June 2012
35 posts
so my neighbors completely drunk out of his mind... →
funniest10k:
him: baby you light up the world nobody does and you flip your hair i’m overwhelmed but when you look at the ground i can tell me: *screams out the window* IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO SING IT RIGHT THEN DON’T SING IT AT ALL him: woah where did that voice come from omg me: what the hell him: i think i’m hearing things me: him: me: him: me:go inside you dumbass him: okay thanks...
When people kiss in a movie →
funniest10k:
When people kiss in the middle of the hallways:
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I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite."
bonushumor:
Yeah, because the first thing I think when I meet somebody is “Holy shit, this bitch is gonna bite me.”
snoogsogg:
bad social habits i have
mumbling
not smiling
trailing off
crossing my arms
looking angry even though im not angry
the fact i cant even socialize
the fact im me
When you get a birthday card with no money inside, →
funniest10k:
and you know they got money.
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So sick of this "Like My Status" bullcrap on... →
funniest10k:
LMS if you think im cute.
LMS if u breathin right now.
LMS if you a pimp.
LMS if you like food
LMS if you live on earth
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90% of conversations with me;
me: who is that
me: what are you talking about
me: I don't know what that is
me: wait what
