When I get a notification email telling me I’ve got a new follower, it makes me wish that I had something to blog about.
To all those 12.9 year-olds on Tumblr, I think we all know where you really belong:
Me when I read something funny on tumblr:
procrastinatingftw: Me when I read that same thing later on facebook:
standoutfromthecr0wd: before-time: I. AM. SCREAMING. I HAVE FINALLY SEEN IT OH SWEET JESUS I HAVE NO REGRETS ABOUT HAVING THIS ON MY BLOG why aren’t these kids my bestfriends. why. I FOUND IT. I FINALLY FOUND IT. MY LIFE IS FUCKING COMPLETE OMFG OMG wtf was that? :L Dear future kids, You better be as awesome as these two. I just love it so much YESSSSSSS. I FINALLY FOUND THIS...
so my neighbors completely drunk out of his mind... →
funniest10k: him: baby you light up the world nobody does and you flip your hair i’m overwhelmed but when you look at the ground i can tell me: *screams out the window* IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO SING IT RIGHT THEN DON’T SING IT AT ALL him: woah where did that voice come from omg me: what the hell him: i think i’m hearing things me: him: me: him: me:go inside you dumbass him: okay thanks...
When people kiss in a movie →
funniest10k: When people kiss in the middle of the hallways: Click here for the funnest blog you will EVER follow
I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite."
bonushumor: Yeah, because the first thing I think when I meet somebody is “Holy shit, this bitch is gonna bite me.”
snoogsogg: bad social habits i have mumbling not smiling trailing off crossing my arms looking angry even though im not angry the fact i cant even socialize the fact im me
When you get a birthday card with no money inside, →
funniest10k: and you know they got money. Click here for the funnest blog you will EVER follow
So sick of this "Like My Status" bullcrap on... →
funniest10k: LMS if you think im cute. LMS if u breathin right now. LMS if you a pimp. LMS if you like food LMS if you live on earth Click here for the funnest blog you will EVER follow
90% of conversations with me;
me: who is that
me: what are you talking about
me: I don't know what that is
me: wait what